In light of recent events; a poem for your enjoyment...

If your friends are making faces
At the guy you go on dates with,
Then there's likely a good reason
And it's one you should be heedin'
'Cause despite what you may think;
It's likely he's a D**K
For the truth is plain to see
If the situation is viewed fairly
You're too close to understand
And so listen to those friends,
You'll thank them in the end.

Here's a lesson for us all:
Once a marine, always a marine and NEVER trust a guy who says "trust me".

Comments:
Cob: I'd like to take a moment to comment on something. Hiking, or rather a lack of hiking..